I am pleased to announce that Starbucks has decided not to come to Middlebury. I can barely contain myself. You can read all the gory details in the Addison Independent.
Apparently, the company has decided to go in a different direction to improve the customer experience and develop new products. You know what I think? I think they were just afraid of the opposition. Hell hath no fury like a Middlebury resident.
And while we’re on the subject of improving the customer experience and developing new products: they can start with the coffee. Have you ever had Starbucks coffee? I’m not talking about caramel frapuccino with chocolate sprinkles and dancing bunnies on top; I’m talking about the regular sort of coffee you get out of a glass pot. It’s terrible! It tastes like they burned it! You know the coffee scene in Austin Powers? It’s a lot like that!
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